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ZAIN "I'm a fugitive from the law" DEANE
Living the role that makes Harrison Ford's fugitive look more pathetic than Bill Clinton's taste in women, Zain has been living his life of crime and debauchery on the run from authorities for almost all of his life.
Zain is responsible for the gay Teletubby, the Kennedy assassination and the founding of the Muslim unit in Latin Way at Tufts. Zain is the real killer of Nicole Brown Simpson. He actually wrote Ted Kaczynski manifesto and ate Jeffrey Dahmer's leftovers.
If anyone knows the whereabouts of this individual, RUN!
In addition to his life of crime, Zain has put forth some phenomenal effort in constructing almost all of the graphics on the site. Certainly all of the good looking ones. His good advice has steered the direction of the site and his brilliant text has saved it from the boring tripe that I would've written (like the last couple of paragraphs!). |
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NORIKO "The Pirate" HARADA
Nobody knows why Noriko first donned the green bandana of power to become the powerful "Pirate Noriko". Planning hostile takeovers by day (as her alter ego, the mild mannered "Banker Noriko") and fighting crime by night, Pirate Noriko uses her super powers for the betterment of mankind and to further a mysterious agenda that involves penguins and wasabi.
She has also rumored to be The Dread Pirate Roberts.
Noriko's good advice and excellent suggestions have been key in developing the content of the site as well as saving it from some potential embarrassments. Her one good eye (the one that is not covered by her pirate eyepatch) has caught many a mistake that would have been missed. |
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RAFI "The Shifty-Eyed Dog" TASSITANO
Rafael has been haunted from a young age by his evil nemesis the shifty-eyed-dog (you know the dog is evil because of the shifty eyes). After many years of planning and preparing, Rafi was able to confront his arch-enemy on the mean streets of Bikaner. The actual confrontation was a terrible one indeed, whose details are too horrible to recall - but Rafi, aided by his sidekicks Ganesh and Shiva, emerged victorious, vanquishing his arch-enemy to the netherworlds and forever freeing the planet from his power.
Rafi has always been the dissenting vote that causes us to rethink our bad decisions. His relentless searching abilities have found the necessary esoteric content that we needed. His photograph contributions have added some unique perspectives and his writing abilities have saved me the pain of coming up with prose and saved you the pain of reading it.
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CISKA and KIKO
Unable to resist the siren's call of the marble table dealers, Ciska and Kiko have attempted to single handedly revitalize India's marble exporting industry. It is rumored that future trips to India are planned to help revitalize the clothing and jewelry industries as well.
Ciska and Kiko have honed their scanning abilities and contributed many cool photographs to the site. |
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SALIM "Shiny Shoes" TYABJI
Salim (me) did most of the rest of the stuff on this site. He is responsible for the html layout (and the corresponding butt-ugly color scheme). He created all of the ugly graphics on the site and was responsible for the horribly repetitive flash movie.
He's not even cool enough to own his own pair of sunglasses, he borrowed those from Rafi. |
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| honorable mentions |
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| most responsible for getting us home |
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Mr. Rajeev Soni and all the others at Destiny Travels
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| second most responsible for getting us home |
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The good luck of Ganesh!
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- The Shifty-Eyed Dog
- People doing the shifty walk
- The water in India
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| The Ambassador from Mexico |
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The "back of the bus" crew: Aki, Kiko, Maki, Manish, Michiyo, Nina, Noriko, Rafi, Salim, Shivani, Yuko and Zain
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| And of course, congratulations to |
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Shweta and Amit
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