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Monday, December 28, 2009 - Fun at PRG

Retarded Czech guy drinking from the wrong side of the fountain.

Monday, December 28, 2009 - Pro-littering rules???

I am sure I must be misunderstand this but it looks like the left sign says it is ok to throw bottles out the window.

I wouldn't have even commented except I saw this sign:



on the way back from Berlin to Prague, which seems so say to not throw trash in the trash cans!

Saturday, December 26, 2009 - Women of the world

I will share what I have learned on my travels speaking the international language of love (it's English, btw. It conveniently happens to be the international language of everything else too...).

Polish women are all angry. Every single one.

Czech women really seem to like wearing dead animal furs.

Uzbeki women have questionable taste (this is based on the fact that the one I met was really really into Hindi movies... yes, I said it! What're ya going to do about it!?!)

I think only the giant German women ever leave the country. The sample here seems quite normal sized unlike their giant foreign traveling bretheren.

Finally Canadian women... hehe, I'm not going anywhere *near* that one!!!

Saturday, December 26, 2009 - Berlin train station

Sweet, the worse sushi ever!

Saturday, December 26, 2009 - German bottled water

Volvic. Volvic?? Seems like an odd name for water... seems vaguely sexual...

Thursday, December 24, 2009 - Just got to Berlin

If Polish is the language without vowels, then German is the language without spaces... how freaking long are the words here?? There seems to be a 3 syllable minimum on all written words!

Thursday, December 24, 2009 - These Czechs are weird

Somehow, this guy was supposed to entice you to come into a Thai massage parlor!

Thursday, December 24, 2009 - MJ rides again

Seen in Prague, Old Town Square... what is with this trip and strange Michael Jordan stuff??

Wednesday, December 23, 2009 - Sign of the apocalypse

I heard something which can only be interpreted as a sign of the coming armageddon or the harbinger of the *5th* horseman of the apocalypse... I heard Jose Feliciano's "Feliz Navidad" randomly on the streets of Prague...

Wednesday, December 23, 2009 - More fun on LOT Polish Airways

This cracks me up... it's a door handle clearly designed for 'pulling' even tho it is marked 'push'.

This remind me of this old Far Side cartoon.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009 - Polish people don't fear terrorism

How else can you explain this crazy-mad madness! It's a metal knife people! A metal butter knife on an airplane!!

Sunday, December 20, 2009 - How many Pollack's does it take to, oh, never mind...

Been reading, well "reading," some Polish literature while waiting for our LOT Polish Air flight to take off. As far as I can tell, I don't think the Polish language has any vowels... they say if you put 1000 monkeys in a room banging on 1000 typewriters eventually you will end up with the complete works of Shakespeare. From what I can tell, everything else they create will be in Polish.

Sunday, December 20, 2009 - Fun in O'Hare...

Freaky Michael Jordan bench...

Sunday, December 20, 2009 - East coast madness

Well the madness in East Coast weather has certainly thrown our travel plans in flux. Instead of being in Dulles going to Casablanca, we are at O'Hare going to Prague...