Thursday, June 25, 2009 - Top 8 reasons why my manhood is over...

The arrival of my baby has spelled many changes in my life, both expected and not. Following are the 8 reasons (so far!!) that I will never be able to wallow in the cesspool of pure manhood even again:

1. I am now outnumbered 2 to 1 in my own home so will lose any vote that goes along gender lines (granted, the addition of the baby didn't actually change anything on that front)


2. I found *27* hours of Oprah on the DVR... Mumtaz initially said to leave all of it!


3. The first movie we saw in 6 months was "He's Just Not That Into You" not "Watchmen"


4. I know that "he's just not that into you" is a reference from Sex and the City


5. I will admit to watching Sex and the City


6. One room of the house is already lavender, the rest are scheduled to be some sort of pastel or girly color


7. Breasts are no longer for looking or playing, but rather for keeping the baby quiet


8. Did I mention, 27 hours of Oprah on the DVR?

Tuesday, June 23, 2009 - 5:17 pm - OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Monday, June 22, 2009 - Worse thing about guests...

The most annoying thing about having live-in guests (so far)... is that I can't pee with the door open.

...also, I can't lounge around in my underwear.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009 - Army of darkness

I feel like I am preparing for an army. An army of little people. Who else but an army would need so much supplies and sooo many vehicles?? Maybe I can invade Oklahoma. Or maybe Houston, then I can make it suck less.

Tuesday, June 09, 2009 - Not a bright thing to do

We bougt a crib from San Antonio. As a public service message, please learn from my mistake. When tying something to the roof, make sure you don't tie the door shut. Trying to get a pregnant woman to go through the window "Dukes of Hazzard" style just doesn't go over well.