Monday, April 06, 2009 - The birds of Bodega Bay

Saw this sign on the jetway as I was entering a plane at the San Diego airport... I am not really sure who it is directed at... is it just a general suggestion to all people to not feed birds or is it a specific directive to the ground staff... it can't possibly be directed specifically at passengers 'cause I have no idea where I would even find a bird that could survive a trip into an active airport!

Friday, April 03, 2009 - More thoughts from a sleep starved mind

There's something very refreshing about communicating with someone whose English is not that good. They are much more upfront with what they mean and can't hide what they feel in meaningless nuance. That's why I love this belt. They're not trying to fool you into thinking it is a leather-like substance ("faux leather") or something that is better than leather ("pleather"). It's just not leather, deal with it.

The buckle must not be real metal either, 'cause as I think of it, I didn't take it off when I went through security and it did not beep...

Friday, April 03, 2009 - Delayed at Denver

I picked up a magazine at the Denver airport and saw this ad on the back cover... dude, is it me or did McDonalds start using a cartoon form of Ron Jeremy in their ads??