My own personal forum to rant and rave...

Friday, January 13, 2012 - Brings new meaning to the term "understated"

Saw this ad in "Texas Parks and Wildlife" magazineç while waiting at the car repair shop (happy Friday the 13th btw)... maybe I'm still a California hippie at heart, but I am really having a hard time finding the part of this which is "understated!"




It actually brings to mind a quote by Rush Limbaugh that I heard not too long ago... "One of the things which makes me a great host is that I have empathy and humility"

Saturday, December 31, 2011 - More train signs

There's something very disconcerting about this image. I just don't trust this guy's intentions and I sure as hell don't want him anywhere near my child!

It actually strikes me as kind of like what a changing table for vampires would look like...


Saturday, December 31, 2011 - Seen on the train from Madrid to Cordoba

This bathroom sign cracks me up. Look I get that we're on an internal journey in Spain and that signs in English shouldn't be required - but to have every language *except* English just seems odd. Especially since every other sign in the country, if it's not in Spanish only - it's in Spanish and English... including another sigh in this same bathroom which explains the flush.


Wednesday, November 23, 2011 - Why the British Empire is doomed...

Saw this at an airport bookstore in New Zealand. It's actually quite funny, I woke up just this morning thinking to myself, "you know, one thing the world needs is more Susan Boyle themed merchandise" and here I saw this!

Sunday, October 23, 2011 - Brand associations that make no sense part 3, BBQ Sauce edition, 3 of 3

This just strikes me as "hey, we have cheap shitty, bar-be-queue sauce to go with your cheap shitty beer."

Sunday, October 23, 2011 - Brand associations that make no sense part 3, BBQ Sauce edition, 2 of 3

This makes as much sense to me as say, Dallas Cowboys surround sound speakers - yes 1 is used when enjoying the other, but the combination of totally unrelated fields and products is just bizarre and disconcerting.

Sunday, October 23, 2011 - Brand associations that make no sense part 3, BBQ Sauce edition, 1 of 3

Don't get me wrong, I love Dr. Pepper (A&W's ok too), but what kind of association am I supposed to draw between a weird tasting sugary drink and meat seasoning?

Thursday, September 22, 2011 - Windows Phone, final thoughts...
Ok, well I've had this phone for almost three weeks and am less optimistic about it than when I started.

Physical Keyboard
Let's hear it for the Pre and vertical integration. It is clear that Microsoft didn't design Windows Phone assuming that a keyboard would be present all the time. There are many places when typing on the keyboard did nothing useful or nothing at all. The Pre was not like this, the physical keyboard added value everywhere. Also, on certain screens (say, when I hit the search button or entered the Evernote app), there is nothing to do except type in a text box. Why do I have to click on the text box before it will let me actually enter text? There is nothing else to do on these screens. Save me a step and have the focus defaulted.

Another example is universal search from anywhere. I had not realized how completely unweildy my contacts had become, it's actually a complete mess. But I never noticed it before now because I always "just typed" my contacts names instead of scrolling through a giant list of death to find it (on that note, I really miss the first initial-last name method of searching for names, it really worked really well).

Coming from Pre, I was loathe to give up my physical keyboard because it was so excellently integrated. Here it just feels tacked on, and almost leaves me open to consider going without.

Buttons
The only way to turn on the Arrive is via the power button, a tiny ass little thing at the top which is not simple to find just by touch. After having a home button and a keyboard and a slider, all of which turned on the screen, this just felt limiting. Actually a physical home button would really have helped with the accidental touches with that.

Windows Phone App Structure
One thing which I find troubling about Windows Phone is that the experience relies greatly on the core apps and their integration into each other and the social media sites. This reduces the value of third party apps to provide functionality because the core apps do so much. While fully functional core apps are great, this setup leaves me concerned for the following reason - It places the onus solely on Microsoft to provide functionality upgrades and feature enhancements. I find it hard to believe that Microsoft can innovate as fast as an army of third party developers and leaves me concerned that the UI will be permanently behind the curve.

The funny thing is, it feels like if they tried pulling some of these shenanigans on Windows, they would get slapped for trying to block out third parties and being anti-competitive.

Google Calendar
Seriously? Win Phone would only sync to my primary Google calendar. I use Google pretty extensively for my cloud data needs and this shortcoming, while seemingly simple (and admittedly, is recoverable with some time and effort), makes it hard to overcome. It the rest of the system was so jaw droppingly awesome, then maybe I would take the time and effort to change my cloud data to conform to Microsoft's expectation, but we are definitely there yet!

In conclusion...
Overall I was left feeling that Windows Phone is a solid effort, a worthy future contender but still just too rough a cut to consider now - kind of like how WebOS was when it was released. Everything that I have read about Mango, seems it wil address some but not enough of the shortcomings. In any case it won't come before my 30 days are up and I don't want to wait. 

I am going to revert back to my Pre. I'm tired of having my OS of choice mature as I use it and still feel like using iOS means I am joining the Borg so will probably just wait for the next greatest Android superphone and see how the majority of smartphone users live.
Thursday, September 01, 2011 - Jack Daniel's what???

Part 2 in a continuing series of brand associations that just utterly and completely make no sense whatsoever!

Sunday, August 28, 2011 - Windows Phone, first thoughts...
Well after a weekend of playing around, some early thoughts on Windows Phone and how it compared to WebOS.

Pros:
  • The screen is super responsive and the UI is silky smooth and there are a lot of very subtle animations that really add to usability... however, there were also a ton of animations which were just excessive and got in the way. Overall the animation is a net positive, but there is plenty there which annoys

  • Generally speaking, everything is generally intuitive and easy to figure out. However, while my 2 year old was running WebOS like anybody's business after a very short amount of time, she had a heck of a time with this one. Two things come to mind for this:
    1. The interface is very text heavy, there were very few icons or pictures - probably not the biggest deal for the adult users, but a notable deviation from where the industry is going

    2. A bigger deal was that there were many very simple/basic tasks (making a call, turning on speaker phone) which took many more clicks than it did on the Pre (or the iPhone for that matter). Seems a little more UI tuning should have happened

  • All in all, a solid experience. This feels like what the Pre could have been had it been released on better hardware

  • The selection in the app marketplace was respectable. I was always able to find at least a couple apps for each of the significant categories I wanted

Cons:
  • Like my wife's iPhone, it's really easy to press unintended buttons - especially the 3 soft keys at the bottom, the "back," "home" and "search" buttons - this is especially annoying given the...

  • ...lack of multitasking. I am always getting tossed back to the start screen or the bing screen and most apps do a really poor job of retaining their state so either have to start over or wait a *while* for it to reload

  • If the Pre's limitation of three screens for icons was annoying, Window Phone's limitation to just *1* is just plain ridiculous! I haven't downloaded enough apps for this to be an issue yet but looking at how many apps I have on my Pre with the really gimpy App Catalog, if I had to organize them in the way that Windows wants, the interface will simply not scale

  • Need to play with this some more, but there seems to be some weird limitation with large txt fields (as in, you can't really type that much into them)


3 comments on the Arrive itself:
  1. I really dislike the landscape keyboard. It's too wide - my fingers have to travel too far which slows down my typing. Windows Phone was clearly designed to be used primarily in portrait mode - many modes do not convert to a landscape format leaving you peering at a sideways screen. Given that portrait is the natural way to use the phone, having to always change to landscape to use the keyboard is annoying and just feels unnatural. Unfortunately it seems the industry is moving away from portrait keyboards (and really, physical keyboards in general) - maybe I will have to pick up a Dell Venue Pro just to support the format!

  2. I love love love the fact that phones are starting to standardize on micro USB as a universal charging format. Well, it looks like all of Sprint's phones have at least

  3. This is one butt-ugly, chunky-ass phone!

Friday, August 26, 2011 - Finally making the leap to a new cell phone
While I love my phone (the original Palm Pre on Sprint), it is feeling very long in the tooth and I am dying for something new. After all this HP madness it is pretty clear that the Pre 3 is never going to see the light of day and so I have to open myself up to trying out something new.

While there are so many options out there for cell phone OSs, there is not a lot that is really jumping out at me... I have minimal experience with any of these but these are my initial impressions...

  • Symbian has always struck me as generally intuitive, everything makes sense and it is pretty easy to navigate (for a techie guy like me at least), but overall it doesn't look like it has really kept up with the market. Anyways, it's going to die soon so no sense in even going there...

  • Meego seems to be reviewed well, but will soon die too

  • Bada? Hahaha, come on now!

  • RIM is a sinking ship, they're not going to be around in 5 years

  • Android feel like a little too much like a computer on a phone (i.e. a not terrible version of Windows CE/Windows Mobile)

  • iOS feels like joining the Borg

  • Windows Phone is the only one which seems intriguing - it's a fundamental rethinking of the Phone interface

So I will pick up the HTC Arrive as it was the only Windows Phone that Sprint carried and one of the few with a physical keyboard.

More thoughts to come...
Saturday, June 04, 2011 - How long till this hits the dictionary??

I'm torn between horror at the abuse the English language has to suffer at the hand of bad writers and just wanting to repeatedly say "boobgasm, boobgasm, boobgasm!!"

Sunday, May 01, 2011 - Awesome, Wapner forever!

Seen at Campagno's Deli in Monterey, CA by Abizer... as a marketer, it's always good to see examples of brand associations that are, you know... relevant and, clearly... not bizarre. I think this is definitely a good example of that... :-/

Saturday, April 16, 2011 - Bad Movies - part 3 of 3
Finally, a movie that was so bad, that, well it was just so bad: Plan 9 From Outer Space

This movie pissed me off. This is supposed to be one of those classic great "bad" movie and after the previous two unintended great "bad" movies, I was looking forward to this one.

From the beginning it became clear to me that dialog this bad does not happen by accident, it was clearly intentional. And the special effects... it is one thing to take a cheesy paper cutout of a flying saucer and suspend it from a string, but to be so lazy as to not even some sort of fishing line which at least tries to be clear made it apparent to me that this wasn't a great movie made badly or even a bad movie made badly... this was a movie which tried to be funny by being bad, but only succeeded at being bad.

The best hallmark of how much this movie sucked was that despite repeated attempts, I couldn't get past more than the first half an hour or so.

While we are on the topic of bad movies, I started thinking of the other type of bad film... the one which aspires for greatness - it has the budget, the star cast and the promotional muscle behind it to be the next big mega mega blockbuster. However, some combination of fatal flaws causes it to enter the realm of something that can be referred to as Worst... Movie... Ever...!

In no particular order, here are a couple that come to mind. Let me know of others...

  • Waterworld - The start of Kevin Costner's long decent into hell...

  • Battlefield Earth - I really thought that this had the potential to be one of the "so bad it's funny" types... it wasn't. Sometimes when everybody tells you to avoid a movie, listen to them!!!

  • Robocop 3 - The first movie in this trilogy was probably one of the most awesome ever. Compared to that, it's not surprising that the second didn't live up. But the third... let me just say while Japanese ninja robots wearing suits and cowboy boots may sound awesome... they weren't... and they certainly weren't enough to save this utter train wreck of a film

  • A Night At the Roxbury - I dragged a bunch of friends to this when it was in the theater and it has caused irreparable harm to said friendship... one of them even tried to have me killed at his wedding...

Saturday, April 16, 2011 - Bad Movies - part 2 of 3
Moving on to bad movie number two - for completely different reasons, this is another movie which was so terrible, yet so totally enjoyable...

The 1966 version of Batman, starring Adam West

This movie was freaking awesome... on one hand, it was actually a little self-aware in how over the top cheesy it was... from the obvious fact that all the main characters were dudes in weird costumes to the overly dramatic acting to the overly complicated (to the point of non-sensical) technical jargon... "dehydrated pirates re-hydrated with our heavy water that we use to recharge the atomic pile so were in a highly unstable condition which reduced then to anti-matter when struck" made it clear that this movie didn't take itself too seriously (I just love the fact that the Bat-Coptor's standard equipment includes Barracuda Repellent, Whale Repellent, Manta-Ray Repellent and Shark Repellent).

Yet for so many more unintended reasons, even more cheese oozes throughout this movie.

Why do Batman and Robin have to run everywhere they go??

So much of the behavior seems so totally anachronistic today...

  • The general complete deference and unquestioning of authority

  • The sense that the United Nations is our only true hope for world peace

  • The sense that if the problems of the world could just be handled by the scientists and smart people, then everything would be ok


Sigh, it actually wouldn't be such a bad thing if these were a little more prevalent...


And then there was Adam West. On top of all the cheese, he tried so hard to be suave and sophisticated as well but combined with the Shatner-esque stilted speaking manner just came off as completely corny.

There was a good mix of cheesy dialog, bad effects (the rubber shark stuck to Batman's leg - did I mention the shark repellent?), action ("POW") and moments of ridiculous logic that it kept it interesting till the end.

Speaking of which... during the credits I noticed... the Penguin was Burgess Meredith? Wasn't that the yelling old guy from Rocky??
Saturday, April 09, 2011 - Quite possible the 2 best "bad" moves ever (and the worst "bad" movie ever) - Part 1 of 3
There are 2 types of really bad movies, 1) movies that are so bad that they make you want to walk out of the theater on a good day and claw out your eyeballs with an electric toothbrush on a bad one and 2) movies that are so bad that they are funny.

I saw 3 movies recently which were really bad. The first 2 were so bad they were funny and the third was, well, just bad. Let's start with the good...

The made-for-TV movie, The Pirates of Silicon Valley

This dramatization of the rise of Microsoft and Apple through the 80s and 90s contained enough geek references to entertain the nerds, enough references to familiar products to appeal to the normals and enough ridiculous drama to be make it a hoot to watch. It didn't try to be all self-important like the Social Network. There was no sense that it was trying to be an accurate representation of the conflict - it was the epitome of an overdone made for TV drama.

The characters were just hilarious,

  • Steve Jobs as the self-absorbed, LSD tripping new age hippy asshole

  • Steve Balmer as the beer drinking, porn loving, strip-club going frat-boy

  • Bill Gates as the lying, evil little nerdy guy - ok, actually this one was played probably not too far from what most people assume is reality


While the characterizations were over the top, the characters developed as the movie progressed and made you care about the outcome. This is the hallmark of a good "bad" movie, it is terrible, but you still want to watch it.

Adding to the funniness of the movie was how times have changed since this. In 1999, Apple sold 1 machine for every gazillion that had Windows on it. Apple's market cap was a drop of bird poo on Microsoft's Stretch Suburban. Apple didn't even have a mobile OS, (while Microsoft was rockin' Windows CE 2.0). There was no "i" anything.

The Pirates of Silicon Valley 2 is going to be a *veeery* different movie.
Tuesday, January 04, 2011 - iPad first impressions - software
Some more misc. thoughts on the specifics of the included software... yes, most of this is pretty nitpicky but for the (arguably) dominant mobile platform out there, I don't these are unreasonable things to pick at.

App store
Really disappointed with this. Considering that there are a bazillion apps available, it's really hard to browse the app store. Scrolling between screens is very time consuming (but yes, there is a very pretty animation) and makes delving very far past the first page or two very difficult. The Palm Pre's infinitely scrolling list is a much better implementation and allows for much deeper exploration of what is available in the app catalog.

After I purchase an app, it drive me crazy that it always exits the app store to the launcher. Basically I am being sent to a screen where all I can do is watch a little status bar sloooly update instead of continue to browse apps. If I then want to return to the app store (as I usually do as I am usually trying out several apps at a time), I have to swipe back 2 screens, click on a folder then click the app store. Definitely not magical. Again, the way the Pre does it is much better as shows me the download status from within the app store and sends a notification when it is complete.

Finally, it's hard keeping all these apps organized (yes, folders helps immensely), but it would be nice if there was a setting for the app store to dump apps starting from the last available page, not the first. My first couple of pages tend to be better organized with the latter few a dumping ground for stuff I haven't yet had a chance to play with a lot. The current implementation just mixes the two sections.

Web Browser
Safari is a perfectly capable web browser - my main gripe is that the interface is geared to a much smaller screen. Tab switching is harder than it needs to be and there is real estate for more buttons/toolbars which not utilized. Thankfully it looks like there are several third party browsers available which address this.

Lack of flash support is annoying but not really a deal breaker.

Photos
The photo app crashes semi-regularly. This is not a big deal as this is not a core app, but come on!

I really like the "view by location" - it's basically a map with all the locations pinned where you have taken pics. Only pics taken with my cell phone are tagged as such, but I really like this feature. Does anyone know if they sell cameras with a GPS chip installed? I find this a very compelling use of the tech and would definitely pay a small price/battery premium to have this built into my next camera.
Tuesday, December 28, 2010 - iPad first impressions
My month-old iPad is the first device I have owned which is on the Apple ecosystem. I am very familiar with several smart phone OSs and am currently sporting a Palm Pre which runs the smashingly popular WebOS. Given that, following are some thoughts on the iPad

Screen

  • The large screen is awesome! Going back to my Pre or my wife's iPhone just feels *really* cramped now.

  • For reading magazines, the screen still feels a touch cramped, but for all other purposes, the size is great.

  • I seriously don't understand this seemingly industry-wide shift (at least on consumer systems) away from anti-glare screens. If I can see my face in the screen, I don't care how accurate the colors are!

    • I have been using the iPad a lot at night so have kept the screen brightness really low. However, whenever I use it during the bright of day, the glare/reflections make the thing really hard to use unless I crank the screen brightness way up. Having to manage my own screen brightness is not the hallmark of a "magical" product (and the auto-dim feature doesn't help a damn!).



UI
As I said, this is really the first time I have spent an extended amount of time in iOS and overall I am pretty underwhelmed. This is one place where I think that WebOS beats the pants off of iOS (well, this and multi-tasking, see below).

  • The UI just feels inconsistent. Options and navigation are scattered throughout the application. Sometimes the back button is on the top, sometimes it is at the bottom, sometimes there is no back button and there is just a global menu at the bottom. Sometimes the setting are in the app sometimes the settings are in the external "settings" program. Every program seems to have full and complete control over it's UI with no regard for standards or consistency. WebOS just seems to handle this much more cleanly - a consistent gensture for "back," swipe to delete, app specific menus always in the upper left corner, general WebOS menus in the upper right...

  • In WebOS, it shows the name of the current app in the upper left corner. In iOS it just says "iPad." For things like iTunes/Video/App store, which are pretty much different views into the same app, this is confusing. And for all other cases... seriously, do I really need to be reminded that I am using an iPad??

  • There is too much functionality overloaded on the little button on the bottom. The single click has a different behavior depending on context, double click is easy to be interpreted as 2 single clicks (or ends up being a triple click, which acts like a single click). Moreover, I am always using the iPad in the dark and can rarely see the damn button. Since I am always rotating the iPad I never have a good sense of where the button is when I need it and have to fumble around to find it. Again, it's not the biggest deal, but doesn't make for a "magical" experience.

  • The decision to make the "orientation lock" button into a "mute" in v4 was a terrible one. I use the orientation lock all the time. This iPad never leaves the house so I never need to use mute. And really? From a single click... now I have to go click, click, swipe, click to change this??

  • The only time I am going to want to change a setting of an app is if I am IN the app. Especially with the piss-poor multitasking that is provided, having to exit the app and enter another to change a setting is really annoying.

  • Finally, despite all of my bitching, the interface is really silky smooth and quite pretty to look at. It feels the processor can handle the UI with plenty of cycles left over. This makes for a great feel as opposed to most companies who try to fit in the cheapest processor that still meets spec (yes, it lowers cost, but makes for a laggy experience).



Multitasking
Ok, the lack of any multitasking in iOS 3.2 which the pad shipped with was literally KILLING me (yes, yes, figuratively...). If I didn't know that multitasking support in 4.0 was on the way "any day now," I would have returned this iPad and just waited for Dell's 7" tablet or the HP's PalmPad. It hit me almost immediately as I tried to download apps (or movies or magazines) and couldn't do anything in the meantime except watch the the little status bar creep slooooowly forward... I mean my 486 from 20 years ago running Windows 3.0 could multitask better than this... this is not progress!

When I first read the writeups in terms of how multitasking was going to be implemented in iOS 4, I actually though it seemed prety slick - a good compromise to achieve the functionality but minimize lag and maximize battery life.

Having experienced it, now it just feels like a cop out. It's the bare minimum that could have been done and places the onus on the developers not the OS. Doubleclicking the button is not particularly intuitive and easy to accidentally be interpreted as two single clicks. The "task manager" (i.e. recently lauched task list) is largely useless. The entire implementation just feels tacked on and highlights the fact that multitasking was not part of the original design of the OS. Let's be honest, it's probably good enough for a super casual user, but I would think that such a user would not even appreciate the ability to multitask. For everyone else, it is just not good enough.

Keyboard
I am actually pretty impressed with the keyboard, it is really quite reasonable to type on for short durations. Going back to an iPhone KB feels horridly cramped.

However, I would choose a physical KB over a soft KB any day. Aside from the obvious ease of typing, changing the format of the KB due to the circumstance does not make things easier, rather it makes finding keys more difficult, not less. My wife also pointed out that the KB's on the iPad and iPhone are different. This is an odd choice that further makes going between the 2 products more difficult.

Feel
The iPad definitely feels solid, as in dense, as in *heavy*. I definitely can't hold the thing for long periods of time. A case with a stand has helped, but wonder if they coulnd't have made it lighter. Or I wonder if a 7 inch wouldn't be a better trade off between size and weight.

I don't know if I am being paranoid but that large screen feels very fragile to me. Granted I have seen my one year old beat the hell out of my wife's iPhone with nary a scratch so this may not be justified, but there is just a whole lot more glass on the iPad than the iPhone.

Overall
After the initial release of the iPad, I thought to myself "what's the big deal, it's an iPhone (well, mine's an iPod Touch) with a really big screen. Yes there are a few interesting iPad only apps, but this is really nothing revolutionary." After having experienced it though, the benefits and experience of a larger screen make the device really compelling in a way I would never have predicted.

Once Google gets off its ass and releases Honeycomb or HP the PalmPad or RIM the PlayBook we'll see if the tacked on multi-tasking or UI nits becomes a liability for Apple, but for the time being, there is no better device in it's class.

That being said, I should be clear what that "class" is... the iPad is not good for everything and certainly not even close to a computer replacement. I use it primarily for (roughly in the order of importance to me):

  • Light web surfing. The problem with light surfing is that it often turns into medium to heavy surfing requiring typing multiple URLs and requiring several tabs and then I wished I would have been on the laptop the whole time.

  • iPad games. I love the large screen!

  • A quick reference device. Being able to quickly check the weather or IMDB or [your favorite social networking site] via apps is great.

  • I don't watch a lot of movies on it, but when I was last on the plane, the large screen was a dream compared to a cramped cell phone screen.

  • Entertaining my baby - Angry Cat, Pocket Pond and Wind Tunnel are her current favorites.

Thursday, December 23, 2010 - Yayy, I'm back! (did you miss me??)
It's kind of crazy to think that Salim's World turned 10 years old this year. Looking back on how the web, information access and computing in general has changed in this time is pretty mind blowing. The rise of social networking, video, Apple, broadband, mobile broadband, mobile in general etc etc etc have changed so much about how we live our lives... and you know what? Salim's World itself has changed very little.

There is so much cool stuff that I have wanted to do with the site and since there is no way that I can keep up with the times, I am turning over the underpinnings for the site to Blogger. Am hoping that this will allow me to keep my same look and feel (or maybe not, probably time to change that too!) while taking advantage of the work that the good folks at Google do. Moreover, the main blog page was really the only one which was getting updated. Looking at the rest...

  • About Me - as the page stated, is years out of date... think blogger provides a standard way to publish this information now... or just find me on Facebook...

  • Pictures - pretty much all of our pictures end up on Mumtaz's Facebook account

  • Family Tree - much of this work has moved to Geni.com. The web is now a far unfriendlier place than when I started this site. I have received many (quite justified) concerns of too much information shared along with the fact that the tree hasn't been updated in forever and a day...

  • Khajanchi Wedding - sorry buddy, all good things must come to an end. Will try to find a better place to put this site but will probably have to deal with the fact that this site is no more

  • Guest Book - let's be honest, this hasn't worked in years... not missed

  • Misc - I actually had some pretty awesome pages here... will try to put them back up at some point



As these changes are being made, please disregard the broken links and general mess. I am doing this for you, my adoring, regular readers... you are still out there, right? Dammit, who let all these crickets in here? I can't hear my adoring fans over that din of crickets! Wait, where did that tumbleweed come from... and is that a cobweb...?
Monday, March 29, 2010 - Who says Canadians are just like Americans...

Newspaper headline you would *never* see in the US...