My baby can crawl!!
Retarded Czech guy drinking from the wrong side of the fountain.
I am sure I must be misunderstand this but it looks like the left sign says it is ok to throw bottles out the window.
I wouldn't have even commented except I saw this sign:
on the way back from Berlin to Prague, which seems so say to not throw trash in the trash cans!
I will share what I have learned on my travels speaking the international language of love (it's English, btw. It conveniently happens to be the international language of everything else too...).
Polish women are all angry. Every single one.
Czech women really seem to like wearing dead animal furs.
Uzbeki women have questionable taste (this is based on the fact that the one I met was really really into Hindi movies... yes, I said it! What're ya going to do about it!?!)
I think only the giant German women ever leave the country. The sample here seems quite normal sized unlike their giant foreign traveling bretheren.
Finally Canadian women... hehe, I'm not going anywhere *near* that one!!!
Sweet, the worse sushi ever!
Volvic. Volvic?? Seems like an odd name for water... seems vaguely sexual...
If Polish is the language without vowels, then German is the language without spaces... how freaking long are the words here?? There seems to be a 3 syllable minimum on all written words!
Somehow, this guy was supposed to entice you to come into a Thai massage parlor!
Seen in Prague, Old Town Square... what is with this trip and strange Michael Jordan stuff??
I heard something which can only be interpreted as a sign of the coming armageddon or the harbinger of the *5th* horseman of the apocalypse... I heard Jose Feliciano's "Feliz Navidad" randomly on the streets of Prague...
This cracks me up... it's a door handle clearly designed for 'pulling' even tho it is marked 'push'.
This remind me of this old Far Side cartoon.
How else can you explain this crazy-mad madness! It's a metal knife people! A metal butter knife on an airplane!!
Been reading, well "reading," some Polish literature while waiting for our LOT Polish Air flight to take off. As far as I can tell, I don't think the Polish language has any vowels... they say if you put 1000 monkeys in a room banging on 1000 typewriters eventually you will end up with the complete works of Shakespeare. From what I can tell, everything else they create will be in Polish.
Freaky Michael Jordan bench...
Well the madness in East Coast weather has certainly thrown our travel plans in flux. Instead of being in Dulles going to Casablanca, we are at O'Hare going to Prague...
Young and sweet, only 17... days!
So you think you can dance... my answer is a resounding yes. My kid is definitely destined to be a future "Dancing with the Stars" champion. Here she is, tearing it up on the dance floor.
So you think you can dance... my answer is a resounding yes. My kid is definitely destined to be a future "Dancing with the Stars" champion. Here she is, tearing it up on the dance floor.
I think that this has to be one of the most phenomenal pictures I have ever seen in my entire life!! This is not faked, this is not a joke. This is an ad I received in the mail for a real product. Some sort of cybernetic-android-milk-harvesting-accountant it seems.
Or maybe some sort of breast pump, I'm not sure...
Thanks to crazy-photographer-lady Umman, the already substantial collection of photographs of my baby has expanded dramatically. Her ultra-realistic photographic technique make you feel like you are right there with her...
We also see insights into future potential careers. Like world-renowned concert pianist or crazy club dancer.
We also see insights into future potential careers. Like world-renowned concert pianist or crazy club dancer.
The arrival of my baby has spelled many changes in my life, both expected and not. Following are the 8 reasons (so far!!) that I will never be able to wallow in the cesspool of pure manhood even again:
- I am now outnumbered 2 to 1 in my own home so will lose any vote that goes along gender lines (granted, the addition of the baby didn't actually change anything on that front)
- I found *27* hours of Oprah on the DVR... Mumtaz initially said to leave all of it!
- The first movie we saw in 6 months was "He's Just Not That Into You" not "Watchmen"
- I know that "he's just not that into you" is a reference from Sex and the City
- I will admit to watching Sex and the City
- One room of the house is already lavender, the rest are scheduled to be some sort of pastel or girly color
- Breasts are no longer for looking or playing, but rather for keeping the baby quiet
- Did I mention, 27 hours of Oprah on the DVR?
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